When I announced the theme of this Bad Movie Night, a friend
of mine said she was really shocked there were more than ZERO of these movies.
I assured her there were four that I know of, but I’m only showing two of them.
I showed “Santa With Muscles” – an early Hulk Hogan movie
(pre-handlebar mustache). It’s a pretty awful movie where the Hulkster get
amnesia and thinks he’s Santa and goes around helping orphans (including a
REALLY young Mila Kunis).
The I showed “Santa’s Slay” – a movie where Goldberg (as
Santa) is hell bent on killing as many people as possible in his
once-every-thousand-years killing spree. It is pretty good by Bad Movie Night
standards, and has lots of hilarious scenes to yell and laugh at.
I also showed “I Am Santa Claus” with Mick Foley
interviewing various people who play Santa Claus at malls and holiday parties
around the country. It’s a pretty epic documentary.
As usual, my friends showed their creativity during the
potluck portion of the night.
We had Royal Crumble
Ja-Brownies
and Adam’s Apple Rose
In case you’re looking for Christmas wrestling movies, these
are some pretty top-notch recommendations. There’s also “Christmas Bounty” with
The Wiz, but it tries to hard to be a Hollywood movie and falls flat – too flat
for even Bad Movie Night.
Happy holidays, ya’ll.
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