Most Ingenious Idea EVER – Eden Prairie, MN

As I was returning from lunch today, I was almost in an accident. I’m glad I didn’t hit anyone, but it would have been a hilarious conversation with whatever cop came to the scene. “Officer, I saw THIS and had to immediately cut across two lanes of traffic to take a photo.”

Yes, please click on the photo and zoom in if you can. It really DOES say “BBQCARWASH”. That’s right, folks. It’s a carwash where you can eat ribs and get your car washed and detailed. Seriously. I’m not even playing around. I did some web-checking and apparently J.J. takes his ribs VERY seriously. I’m guessing probably as serious as I do. This place will be put on the list for the 2009 Twin City RibQuest.

This is the most brilliant business plan ever created. J.J., you get a high five from me, brother. Read the article here: http://www.letsgosouthwest.com/bbq-and-car-wash-available-one-location. And now I’m wondering if my friend Schammlette has snubbed me since he drives this road to work every day and hasn’t told me about this place. Rude.

This idea tops (and I never thought it would be possible to top, honestly) high school cheerleader bikini carwashes.

I will now attempt to drive through every puddle I see on the road from here on out. I’m guessing the next time you see me, my car will sparkle like it’s hot off the showroom floor. Even if you saw me every day for the next 5 years. It’s really kind of rude to have a dirty car and I don’t want to offend people, so I’ll just do my duty to keep the peace, and fill my belly with delicious ribs multiple times a week.

Thank you, J.J. I don’t even know you, but I already love you.